Hello! My name is The Crunchy Husband, and I’m a brown-haired, blue-eyed Aquarius who enjoys long walks on the beach and a good book. My interests include cooking, sunshine, and king-sized beds, and I’m the proud father of four (for a combined total of 16 legs). Before I go any further though, and in the interest of full disclosure, you should know that I’m social media handicapped.

Yes, I’ve been known to reply to wall posts on my own wall. Yes, I once crashed a computer trying to navigate MySpace. And yes, every time I try to use Twitter, someone somewhere dies of laughter. So if in the future one of my entries appears as a hyperlink to the Beijing Hard Rock Cafe or in the page header in size 4 font, please be forgiving.

My ignorance of all things instant, however, may be a boon to you the reader. I will favor quality over quantity, I will try my hardest to capitalize and punctuate, and I will never use internet slang.

I hope to make my additions to this project fun and informative. Whether it be a product review or discussion of a social or political issue, I will follow my crunchy wife’s lead and relate my posts to the pursuit of a greener life.

I’ll post again soon with something more substantive; with this I just wanted to introduce myself and say hello. For now though, I have the Puppy Bowl on DVR and a bowl of cereal with my name on it.

ttyl,

TCH